10 known peoples who have eaten more pussy than you ever will!!

In an interview to the Esquire magazine Gene Simmons said he has slept with more than 4600 women, assuming he has been sexually active for 40 years (he is 63)  that averages 115 women per year, 2 per week , at least we know another use he has for his tongue. read the full article for see more records

The 10 commandments to make a porn video by Farrah Abraham

Farrah Abraham’s Sister Act

America’s beloved “Teen Mom” on Religion and Sex

So our girl Farrah Abraham has become the Lex Luther of Teen Mom’s.  Instead of using her fame for good she’s gone bad releasing a very well shot “sex tape”.  When I found out, I just thought - there goes another fallen star.  The single parent who has been as open about her church attendance as she’s been about her nasty video. 

I can just image the solemn faces of oh-so many of Farrah’s church friends when they learn the news (I hope they don’t find out by watching, that would be awkward!).  And that’s without mentioning what a troubling affect this could have on her four year old, Sophia.  Now that millions of people have seen Farrah’s dirty little secret, it’s only a matter of time before that news falls on little ears and hits the playground.

“Shame, shame, double shame, teen mom Farrah’s got a sex tape!”

I mean, when you become a parent, everything stops being about you and starts being about your child.  (Ahem, Farrah if you’re reading you should pay particular attention to this next part) you can’t be selfish anymore because everything that you do, every singly choice will either be for your family’s better or worse.  So is there any hope in Farrah righting this colossal wrong in the eyes of her daughter?  Well, if forgiveness is ever going to happen, we first have to examine the gravity of her actions.

To help Farrah measure the destructive nature of her sex tape, I watched it myself.  I mean, I am not one to judge, only God can; which is why I used the 10 commandments as somewhat of a litmus test to figure out all of the acts that she needs to atone for.

The 10 Commandments

1. You shall have no other Gods but me.

I don’t know what you think, but it seems that in Farrah Abraham’s world money is king. Why else would she degrade herself and her family’s name just to catch a buck? 

2. You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it.

Money along with James Deen’s cock are Farrah’s top priorities as she repeated tirelessly throughout the video clip, “Oh my God, I love your cock!” Judging by James’s limp linguini, I would say that the feeling is not mutual.

3. You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God.

Ooops, I guess that one’s out!  Too bad she spent so much time giving strange pep-talks to Deen’s penis while using the lord’s name in vain.  Which is crazy, because everyone knows you can’t talk your way doing a great bj, you’ve got to use your skills!

4. You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy.

I’m not too sure about this one, but Farrah looks like a 7-day fool on her freaky clip. 

5. Respect your father and mother.

Oh, Farrah, why did you have to get into an argument with mommy daddy over your naughty little tape?  Did you really have to move 800 miles away to punish them by taking their grand-daughter away?  Aretha herself would conclude that Farrah’s move was a bit of dis.

6. You must not kill.

I just about died when she pleaded for James’ cock while masturbating in the car.  She was huffing and puffing and o-o-o-ing until she snapped out of it like that possessed kid in “the Exorcist” and got all serious lowering her voice saying, “I wanna suck your dick.” 

7. You must not commit adultery.

Hmm, let’s see, her ex is resting in peace, so Farrah, you’re off the hook for this one.

8. You must not steal.

While we’re on the topic, let’s talk about how her supposed erotic video clip stole 5 minutes of my life that I’ll never get back.  This girl has the most annoying voice I’ve ever heard!  Has anyone ever told her that you shouldn’t talk to adults in the same baby voice that you use to talk to your little girl? It’s just disturbing.  Unless you have an adult baby fetish, it’s just totally messed.

9. You must not give false evidence against your neighbour.

I don’t think she has any neighbours.  They all moved away in horror when they heard elephants mating every night since Farrah moved in.  That’s one call to the wild that we all need sheltering from.

10. You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour.

If Farrah wanted to have a sex tape that proved to be more popular than Kim Kardashian’s then success, she did it!  In just a couple of days millions of people have been ogling her tight figure (and turning down the sound).

Fan Goes Down on Rapper Danny Brown

The unforgettable concert experience that we can’t get over

Has sex become an acceptable part of live performance?  This is just one of many questions that have sprung from the scene fans viewed at Danny Brown’s Minneapolis concert.  For those of you unfamiliar with Danny Brown, the 32 year old experimental Hip Hop rapper from Detroit Michigan started his career in the music industry in 2003.  His tour entitled ‘Worst of Both Worlds’ started in April with dates booked all the way to August 2013.

Hardly a week into his tour, during a concert at Triple Rock Social Club in Minneapolis, MN on April 26th Brown faced an uncomfortable situation with an impulsive fan.  At the event in question while the rapper was performing a female fan got on stage showing her appreciation for the music.  The fan, on stage at crotch level pulled down Brown’s pants and proceeded to perform oral sex on the rapper.  Brown continued rapping and did not miss a beat while the fan gave him fellacio in front of the other musicians and the audience.

This public act has sparked much controversy in news articles and blogs that have taken two different stances on the situation.  One version is shared by Daniel June, one of four authors of JD Journal.  He comments on the event writing, “…It seems perhaps like an enviable position, if you are a man with adolescent sense of what’s cool. However, having some stranger perform sexual acts on you is a quick way to get a disease, to say the least.”  June interprets that Brown is a willing participant in the sexual act and as such acted irresponsibly.  Aside from the troubling health risk that June addresses, other concert goers have also expressed their disapproval of the act that took place.

The other view is one that is shared by Kitty Pryde, friend and fellow rapper on tour with Brown.  Pryde has been vocal about her outrage over the situation saying that the act in question was rape.  Kitty expressed that since the act was not consensual it must be constituted as rape.  She explains that due to certain pressures in the Hip Hop in the community it would have been social suicide to turn down or express negativity towards the willing female sexual aggressor.  She also rightly points out that if the roles were reversed, a man sexually aggressing a female, the public would be more outraged by the acts of the presumptuous fan.  With these factors in mind, it is hard to think of how a male performing Hip Hop artist can react and avoid aggressive advances from the opposite sex.

Without getting into a very serious debate on rape, the biased opinions that are often attached to different genders, and how we can ascertain who is at fault and who the victim is, I believe that there is another big issue that frankly I’m amazed has not come up yet: where was the security team?

The first question that I asked while reading about this incident was, how did this happen?  Or better yet, who let this happen?  Adoring fans will often try their best to get closer to artists they love in the hopes of being taking in photo with the person (group) they admire, or be spoken to directly, touched and even brought on stage.  So where does that leave the artist?

This is one of several questions I would love to address to the security team that was in charge at the Brown’s concert.  The young people attending Brown’s concert were unwittingly subjected to a live porno display due to one fan’s poor decision making, a lack of reaction on the artist’s side and a lack of security presence.  Fans are unpredictable.  Artist are paid to make art.  The security team is hired to keep everyone safe.  Yet still an aggressive fan was able to get on stage, give head and get her picture taken without interference from security.

Does that sound safe to you? In June’s remarks, he addresses that Brown’s health was put at risk.  Disturbed fans all witnessed, at the very least, indecent exposure watching the scene.  Pryde believes that Brown was raped, and if this is true the audience was eye-witness to sexual assault.  If the security team that worked the night of the concert deems a music performance turned orgy as a safe environment, just what would they consider dangerous?

We all rely on security services at organized events to define the standards of artist-audience interaction.  Brown’s concert proves that when security teams do not have standards, neither do we.  Perhaps promoters will take a closer look into what security standards are for future events.  With this knowledge they could better communicate the type of show they are promoting and the audience would be able to choose whether or not they want to be a part of it.

The 14 most shocking sexual behaviours in nature

How many times have you heard the expression: "that type of sexual behaviour is not natural" or "If that sexual behaviour were seeing in nature then it will be accepted" that is why today we are going to bring you the 14 most shocking animal behaviours just to prove that nature have some bizarre things as well... so maybe we are not quick to judge.

1. The antechinus has sex for about 12 hours, after which most males die of exhaustion.

2. When banana slugs have sex, sometimes they get stuck, and the male and female each take turns nibbling at the penis until they get ustuck.

3. Pigs were found to produce more piglets when they are stimulated as they get inseminated. This has led to a training video on how to properly get a pig off when artificially inseminating.

4. After bees mate, the male penis breaks off inside of the female to ensure insemination. he then bleeds to death.

5. Amazon River Dolphins are the only species of animal recorded to have engaged in nasal sex.

6. Opossums- have a double headed penis

7. Kangaroos- have 3 vaginas.

8. Lots of snakes- have 2 penises so when the first one gets tired they can pop the other in

9. Cats have backwards barbs on their penises and the female does not release eggs until the male tears her vaginal walls, this is a adaptation to ensure fertilization even with solitary lifestyles.

10. Some slugs/snails/worms/other fleshy hermaphroditic creatures don't decide which is going to be the male until they stab their penis into the other and inject gametes, in some cases they both get it!

11. A Zebra's penis is specially shaped to abort/terminate the pregnancy of another Zebra they are using it on.

12. I'm sure most people have heard this, but pigs orgasm for 30 mins

14. French bulldogs cannot reproduce naturally because they are too top heavy. Every french bulldog puppy is born of artificial insemination.

 I guess that after reading all those facts we should ask ourselves what really are "normal" behavious and probably simply stop judgging other people sexual behavious, just leave other people experience their sexuality in the best way they can.

5 Deadly mistakes you should never do with your girlfriend

 Ok, here is a little video I found in the darkeness of the net and I have decided to call it the 5 deadly mistakes you should never do with your girlfriend, watch it and you will thank me later.. believe me, it is worth it.